The sweet love of my life has a very interesting way of turning other men down. Being a super woman she’s always chased by men who have no clue she’s already being loved by a stupid jerk like me! Interestingly she’s come up with her own way to turn men down, sweetly! Here is what she had to say to the two recent men who proposed to her;

1: Well, I think you’re interesting, cute, sweet and have all I look for in a guy. (After a pause). But you wear specs and so do I, I don’t want my kids to wear specs too! So I can’t marry or even have an affair with you!

2. There’s something you should know. I’ve been married thrice and have six kids. All my previous husbands died right after our wedding night! (She tells me I should have seen the expression on this guy’s face! Puzzled and confused, it took him some time to realize what she just said!)